Recent content by Sister Morphine

Well, you know, I'll give Haakon this -- he cuts a mighty dashing figure without his shirt on. LOL

You know, if this is your third failed marriage, perhaps it's time to look at what the common denominator is in all those marriages and just, you know, stay single.

Shows people to their seats. Just like an usher at a movie theater or sports stadium would.

Eww. There are better ways to incorporate the tradition of "something blue" in your bridal look without teal velvet block heels. Does their wedding reception have a "1990s Rave" theme?

I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but if not, I humbly submit Princess Laurentien at Frederik and Mary's wedding in 2004. Holy crapola. Two words for you -- torpedo boobs. I don't know what stylist let her wear that dress without any kind of foundation garment underneath, but it was the...

I love the swishy pleating of the skirt, but I'm not keen on the top or on the color. It's too blah. I also wish her birdcage veil was shaped differently. It looks like she's got a fruit hammock on her head. LOL

It wasn't too long ago that the last survivor of the USS Arizona died. He was 107, I believe. That's why it's important to talk to veterans while they're still with us to learn their stories and understand what they did and why they did it. After they're gone, all we'll have left are the history...

Why does it look like she's wearing black Doc Martens with her dress? Maybe the shadows around her feet and the hem of her gown are playing tricks on my eyes, but it looks like she's wearing boots. LOL

What's inappropriate about it? It doesn't show anything vulgar.

I loved the little snippet of Frederik's speech. I'm not surprised he gave it in French. I assume he seldom has the opportunity to speak it. I'd love to see a clip of him speaking German, as I assumed he learned it because of his Berleberg cousins.

That's a silly thing to quibble about considering it's a US-based poll. It isn't like they referred to Catherine as the Princess of Scotland or something wildly inaccurate like that. There's no ambiguity in who is being referred to.

Messy and disorganized are their raison d'etre. "Megxit" was the definition of messy and disorganized, and everything since that has fallen into the same pattern. They have no idea what they want or who they are. They want to be royals, but they don't want do the work of royals. I called it...

People should stop asking if Catherine is going to show up to this thing or that. We're not seeing her before 2025. Yes, that'll just feed the rumor mills on social media, but they obviously don't care about the idjits on Twitter/Facebook/etc., nor should they.

My mother was in hospice care before she died, and the people who worked there were literal angels. It's such an emotionally taxing job, having to be around death and sorrow and grief all the time, but they do such great work at not only making everything comfortable for the patient, but also...

Palling around with a pedophile and sex trafficker is a bit more than just having poor taste in friends. That disastrous interview he did put the final nail in his coffin. Perhaps if his massive, stonkin' ego hadn't insisted he do it, his situation might be a little different right now. As to...